Cat scratched my weiner- Cat scratch fever parody

When i woke up in the morning it was 7 AM

And I was bloodshot tired

I got myself a big bowl of some cheerio's

and then my kitty came in

And then my cat scratched my weiner

cat scratched my weiner

Then I threw my cat into the toilet and she was ticked

Because kitties hate water

Then I went to the doctor cause my weiner is red

And now I think it's purple

because my cat scratched my weiner

cat scratched my weiner

And the doctor said to stay away from animals/ pets

they can make the pain even worse

So I got home and I tried to sneak away from my cat

And I couldn't keep the scream low

I screamed cat scratched my weiner

cat scratched my weiner

cat scratched my weiner

cat scratched my weiner

-Jello10

>When i woke up in the morning it was 7 AM, And I was bloodshot tired

Can you tell me what "bloodshot tired" even is?

>Cat scratched my weiner, Then I threw my cat into the toilet and she was ticked, Because kitties hate water 

>Because kitties hate water

'''Wow, thank you for sharing this piece of information that everyone knows about. I greatly appreciate it.'''

>Then I went to the doctor cause my weiner is red, And now I think it's purple

'''What? I'm sorry, what? Lol, you're a done tom turkey. Not to sound immature but penises do not turn purple when they're bleeding out - no part of the body does.'''

TheSilverIdiots (talk) 18:31, April 10, 2013 (UTC)