Chia Pet- PokerFace Parody

Cha-cha-cha-chia pet

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I have a chia pet

and it is my pet

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I need help growing it

because I like lint

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it is a reallly big turtle

and it's pruple

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it is not growing yet

but it IS my pet

Chia Pet Chia Pet

No one will ever touch mah Chia Pet!!

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so my cha chia pet

DID make a bet

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the turtle said

"i have a name

JOHN McCAIN!"

My chia was almost

the president of the united states.

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