If you only knew parody

If you only knew, that I could shove my whole fist in my mouth like this...

If you only knew, that Chris Hanson is from the DateLine NBC.

I could have eaten a lemon if you returned but lettuce was my jar?

it's water and knees

without my peas

because I don't like sleep I toss my ball on my bed

if i ate cheesecake

will i grow muscles?

My mom said "if you eat this cheesecake you will get fat and you'll eat more donuts."

if you took a pee.